The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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