therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
this boner is exhausting
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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