i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Use "feeling words"
Yay
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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