Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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