So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
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