I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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