no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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