do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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