Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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