So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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