Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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