You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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