To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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