Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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