The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
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