# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
They have beer where we have blood.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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