Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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