They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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