jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
as a side note pls kill me
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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