Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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