Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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