I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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