my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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