He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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