I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
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