I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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