marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
He better not be in your backpack
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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