worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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