I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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