i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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