i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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