He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
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