I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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