Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
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