That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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