Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I just projectile vomited in a Methodist church parking lot. If Jesus didn't love me before he sure as hell doesn't now.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Randomize
