big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
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