in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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