If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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