Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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