Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Porn is love you can see.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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