Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Randomize
