16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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