My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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