'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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