$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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