her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
he was CRYING into my vagina
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical�
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
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