Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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