love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
Randomize
