he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
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