I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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